"Slam Princess" Definition

So it has recently come to my attention that readers think slam princess is a bad term. Let me clear things up for you all. As we all know the term "Slam Pig" refers to a girl who is daily on the hunt for all sorts of cock. Typically the drunken sex you have where she wants you do all sorts of crazy shit we've never even heard of, the horniest of the horny. These chicks are NOT attractive but due to beer goggles we make regrettably bad decisions. Now the term slam princess is a HOT girl who is on the cock prowl. When you get with a "slam princess" it is also known as jackpot because without a question, you are sure to have your cock rocked.

Dirty Thought of the Day: "Slam Princess" Nicole Scherzinger

So apparently some bloggers take weekends off? We just slow down. Can't get as early a start in the day due to being incredibly hungover from the night before. So per readers request we continue to blog and bring you local dirty thoughts 365 days a year.

Nicole Scherzinger is hands down the hottest singer in the Pussy Cat Dolls. Don't take my word for it scroll through the pictures and take a look yourself.

Is this Guy Serious? Robs Store with Needle

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Okay so we resists he stabs us? Big whoop I "may" get HIV. God knows if he came into my store I'd resist, then if he stabbed me i'd still be able to function enough to kick him square in the dick. May as well go to Wal-Mart and buy a bee-bee gun. Because god knows that'll do more damage then your little needle you heroin addict.

Truck Driver Crashes Into Home After Choking on Chilli

LOWELL, Mass. - Police say a lumber truck crashed into a Massachusetts home after the driver was knocked unconscious when he choked on chili from Wendy's.

Lowell police say Eric Gremm reported that he choked on the chili when the truck hit a bump, causing him to pass out. The flatbed truck veered off the road and slammed into the foundation of the home.

Do people really eat chili while driving big rigs? People cant drink a coffee with a lid without spilling it while driving. Is this guy really driving down the road with a cup of hot chili. Also I didn't know it was possible to choke on chili. That's got to be equivalent to choking on baby food. Imagine kicking it back drinking a cold one watching the Celts get hammered and all of a sudden you look out the window to see a mac truck coming through your house. Talk about bad luck.

Priest Checks Fingerprints for Mass Attendance

WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish priest has installed an electronic reader in his church for schoolchildren to leave their fingerprints in order to monitor their attendance at mass, the Gazeta Wyborcza daily said on Friday.

So as I've mentioned before I'm a twice a year Christian. Now we got the priest and everyone else at Church knowing. If I go other than those two times a year its because God knows I did something bad. Are people still going to go to confession? Like father I just shot a man, okay say 20 hail marys and give me your prints.

HP Computers are Racist

I currently am writing this from an HP computer, and let me tell ya the thing is a P.O.S. I bought the thing a year ago, fans broke sounds like a helicopter. Also randomly overheats and shuts off, last one of those damn things I buy. I'm white too you think those damn racist pigs over at HP would have hooked me up.

P.S. I WAS NOT racist to them when I spoke to Ahmid Aakbar at customer service in India

Jersey Shore Back for Second Season

Pump your fists, Jersey Shore fans!

MTV has announced that its hit reality show, Jersey Shore, will return with the original cast for a second season this summer.

Pauly Delvecchio, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Jenni “J-WOWW” Farley, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, Ronnie Margo and Vinny Guadagnino will all “escape the cold Northeast and find themselves in a new destination” for season 2, MTV said in a statement.

“Our audience has fallen in love with Jersey Shore and its amazing cast who have really grown together as a family. That bond gives the show its heart, and we’re thrilled to reunite these friends to bring fans more of what they love — laughs, love, drama and of course, GTL,” MTV’s President of Programming Tony DiSanto said.

If you can’t wait until summer to see Snooki dance or The Situation work the duck phone, MTV will broadcast the Jersey Bowl Feb. 7 (9 a.m. EST), a marathon of season 1, leading up to the Super Bowl. –Aaron Parsley

Well we can all relax now, that we are assured for a second season of jersey shore. But they won't be in jersey, does the title change to just shore? Lets put these people in Vegas 10k an episode 10k per bar event and what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, could we get anything better. So Girls be ready to get your panties wet and set your tivos for summer 2010. Fist Pump!

How to get Through the Red Sox Virtual Waiting Room

First Download Firefox(works the best) Now open 6 DIFFERENT fire fox browsers. In each browser open 30 windows(easiest to manage) use this link to copy and paste in each window

http://frontline.purchasenow4.tickets.com/buy/MLBEventInfo?agency=MLB&pid=6651610&roomid=5

Now you have 180 chances when others only have one to get through the virtual waiting room. I have been through 14 times already buying tickets for family friends and myself.

When you get through when you attempt to buy tickets you will get some generic message that due to high transaction order can not be processed. Go to a lesser demand game in April or September by clicking schedule. Click one ticket, then best available. Continuously hit continue until you pull one ticket.

Then click shopping cart at the top of the screen, followed by add another game. After doing that you will be able to pull tickets for any game this season with NO MORE WAITING. Remember to get rid of that one single ticket before checking out.

If you have any questions ask in the speak up comment section. I'll see you all at Fenway Park. Go Red Sox!

Heading to Gasparilla

Heading to Gasparilla in Tampa which basically celebrates when pirates and Dirty Wenches took over Tampa Bay and the city just turned crazy. So im out for a weekend pack full of Booze, Boobs, and Brawls (hopefully im not in any). As you can see in the video anything is possible, so ill see what i can do on getting some pics or videos of some good shit but dont count on it since im probably going to wake up sunday morning passed out on the Bay. Have a good weekend PEACE!

LOCAL Dirty Thought of the Week Laura

Laura is out first LOCAL Dirty Thought of the Week. As each week winds down and people are stuck in their office Friday afternoons with no work left to do we will post a New Dirty Thought of the Week. So make sure to check in every Friday afternoon

Laura is a Plymouth State student who also represented the fine state of New Hampshire in the Ms. America Pagent. For more pictures click "more dirt on the article"

Another Cincinatti Bengals Arrest

Police in northern Kentucky have arrested Cincinnati Bengals linebacker Rey Maualuga on charges of drunken and careless driving.

Covington police spokesman Spike Jones says Maualuga hit a parking meter and two parked cars early Friday with his 2003 Pontiac. There was minor damage.

The 23-year-old was held about seven hours at the Kenton County jail before being released on his own recognizance.

The Bengals' 2009 second-round draft choice from Southern Cal started the first 15 games of his rookie season before breaking his left ankle.

Team spokesman Jack Brennan says he won't comment until the case is resolved.

We all know the Bengals are the Miami Hurricanes of the NFL. When they scout players they look for players who are going to get arrested and commit crime. I'm glad Maualuga didn't let us down. I'm not shocked at all he was drunk enough to hit a parking meter and two parked cars. Whats mor shocking is he was driving a 2003 Pontiac. Your in the NFL now buddy, how about an upgrade?

Pork a Better Sex Enhancement then Viagra

BUENOS AIRES (Reuters) - Argentina's president recommended pork as an alternative to Viagra Wednesday, saying she spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork.

Oddly Enough

"I've just been told something I didn't know; that eating pork improves your sex life ... I'd say it's a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra," President Cristina Fernandez said to leaders of the pig farming industry.

She said she recently ate pork and "things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true."

Argentines are the world's biggest per capita consumers of beef, but the government has sought to promote pork as an alternative in recent years due to rising steak prices and as a way to diversify the meat industry.

"Trying it doesn't cost anything, so let's give it a go," Fernandez said in the televised speech.

Well clearly this chicks mantoy doesnt have erectile dysfunction or pork is just the new miracle drug. I had pork last night and plan on having left overs for lunch in about half an hour, hit me up tonight ladies

Dirty Thought of the Day: Elisha Cuthbert

Well with 24 back and exciting as ever there is no better time then to feature Elisha Cuthbert on Da Big Dirty.

Sheriff Finds $1 Million During Traffic Stop

MINNEOLA, Kan. - A Clark County undersheriff said he was just following his instincts when he found more than $1 million during a traffic stop.

Undersheriff Daniel Knowles stopped a vehicle last week on U.S. 54 just outside of Minneola and became suspicious of the driver.

Knowles searched the car and found a hidden compartment with the money packed inside. He said the money smelled like marijuana. The total amount was $1,017,183.
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Paperwork has been filed with the Clark County Attorney's office to begin the asset forfeiture process.

The Drug Enforcement Agency is helping to investigate the incident. The names of the people in the car have not been released.

Damn Police. Did this man commit a crime? If I was walking around with a million big ones I'd keep it in a secret compartment too. His money smelt like drugs, so what? When is it a crime to drive around with money. No drugs were found in his car. Whatever happened to the good old days when we could walk around with everything we owned in a satchel.

School District Bans Dictionary Due to Horny Kid

Southern California- "Ulysses," "The Color Purple" and "The Catcher in the Rye," it's time to make some room on the shelf for "Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, Tenth Edition," as it joins the ranks of famous and infamous banned books.

A southern California elementary and middle school district with 9,000 students pulled all copies of the dictionary after an elementary school parent complained about a child stumbling across definitions for "oral sex," according to a report in the Riverside, Calif.-based newspaper, The Press-Enterprise.

Did this school system really ban the dictionary over a kid looking up the definition of oral sex? This mom acts like hes getting his dick slobbed on the playground. We all know this kids going home streaming 3 hours of youporn a day anyways.You'll have to think about that decision again when your kid is illiterate down the line. Didn't we all know what oral sex was by the end of like third grade any ways. In fourth grade I was popping stiffys, sitting in on sex ed classes in fifth grade, and finger blasting hunnies by sixth.

The Inside Scoop: Ben Watson Autograph Signing

Thats right, Ben Watson autograph signing is going to be happening in a few weeks. Now your all wondering where the did you get this info? Straight from the big man upstairs himself, Robert Kraft gave me a call this morning and gave the good news that Ben Watson would be signing autographs for the grand opening of the new Sprint store in Peabody. Here at Da Dirty we recieved this info before the Stool, Boston Globe, WEEI, and every other sports news program out there, why you ask? Cause Felix Fermin knows where to dig up his dirt. This is no Joke, Feb 10th Peabody Mass at the New Sprint Store, the Big Bad Ben Watson will be giving his John Hancock for all those fans of his. I expect there to be a line a mile long for this even since he is the new age Ben Coates.

Is this the Best Chuck Norris Joke Ever

As I'm sitting awake unable to sleep last night I attempt to Google Chuck Norris jokes. I go to Google type in Chuck Norris and this is what comes up. Granted I'm sure someone lost their job over this, but how did Walker Texas Ranger become one of the most known jokes of all time?

One Man has 650 Ideas for Iphone Applications

Jack Schneider has 650 ideas for iPhone applications, but he only really needs one big idea to catch on. The founder of mobile application development startup Swakker (http://www.swakker.com) already has two apps under his belt: Swakker Doodle, a social drawing tool, and Swakker Daisy, an interactive "love me-love me not" application. Swakker is diving head first into the red hot -- and increasingly crowded -- world of mobile applications for iPhones and Android phones.

Do people think 650 ideas for applications is a lot. I got about ten thousand ideas, and hear are a few of them.

1)Fart Ap- We've all been in the position where someone farted and no one takes blame, because tes IT IS THAT BAD, well my application will be able to pick up the scent and name the culprit.

2)Will this person do me Ap- We've all been in the position of flirting with a girl/guy when the question pops into our head, am i leaving with this person tonight. These are the times you would pull out your phone point it at the guy/girl and get a yes or no answer. This way there will be no wasted unnecessary time.

3)How old is This Gamer Ap- As I sit on my couch playing Fifa online with a stranger losing 7-0 I wonder how old this kid is. This application will confirm my thoughts of having a six year old completely dominate me.

4)How many people has this person slept with Ap- As much as we all know there are some people out there who get around more then frequent fliers. When you point your phone at this person it will tell you just how much they've been around the block.

5)Da Big Dirty Ap- This Ap will notify you each time a new post is up on Da Big Dirty, so when everyone around town is talking about us you'll be in the loop

Now that's just five I got about 995 more so nice try Jack Schneider

Has New Hampshire Native Steven Tyler hit Rock Bottom?

Link- Who says that rehab can't be fun? Seemingly taking a break from a clinic in California for an addiction to pain killers, rubber-lipped Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler was engaged in a bizarre incident last weekend when he treated shoppers at the Rancho Mirage branch of hardware store Home Depot to a capella renditions of 'Dude Looks Like a Lady' and 'I Don't Want to Miss a Thing.'

TMZ reports that instead of asking for a price check or calling for assistance at the check-out counter, the singer used the store's loudspeaker speaker for his renditions. And if that wasn't enough, Tyler is then reported to have taken several hits from a helium tank before singing in a high-pitched Bee Gees-style voice.

Proving himself to be a good sport and all-round decent chap, Tyler then signed autographs for anybody who wanted one, it's reported.

All of which begs the question as to why Tyler's Aerosmith bandmates are reportedly bothering to audition for a new singer. As if to prove the point, the singer last week sang his own 'I Don't Want To Miss A Thing' at a karaoke night in a pub in Palm Springs after two punters were booed off stage for making a hash of the song.

So Steven Tyler has got to be the fastest musician to go from everything to nothing as fast as he did. Trey Anastasio, Bono, and Justin Timberlake are all some noteables who left their band to perform solo at large venues. Steven Tyler quits Aerospace to get drunk singing karaoke at the local pub, and get high on helium jamming on the Home Depot mic? Glad to see rehabs going well. Wonder if he looked at the words while doing karaoke?

Starbucks recalls glass water bottles after eight are hurt

Starbucks is recalling glass water bottles it has been selling this month after 10 customers reported either the glass stopper or bottle had shattered, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission said.

Starbucks told the CPSC eight of the reported incidents resulted in cuts. The company has sold 11,000 bottles in the U.S. and 1,200 in Canada.

The 20-ounce clear glass bottles were sold this month at Starbucks, Target and Safeway for about $9. They were made in Taiwan.

If you have one of the bottles you are asked to stop using them immediately and return them to where they were purchased for a full refund. Starbucks will also give anyone returning the bottles a free drink of any size.

For more information, call Starbucks weekdays between 8 a.m. and 11 p.m. at (877) 492-6333.

UH-OH goodbye Starbucks corporation. At first I thought people were putting coffee in these water bottles, but nope just water. I'm probably the most clumsiest human alive. I broke a glass just last night and break about seven a year. However I have never managed to cut myself. How 8 out of 10 people cut themselves is BEYOND me. Like to break a glass bottle you got to drop it. And why the re-call? You buy a glass bottle drop it and expect it not to break. Buy plastic bottles you idiots

Local Music Tomorrow

Great Band. Great venue... only $10 and the church has some great beers on tap. Im looking forward to it. I'll see you there!

Dirty Thought of the Day: Minka Kelly

For those of you who don't know this girl is the only thing I like about the Yankees. She is soon to Mrs. Derek Jeter. Unfortunately Derek Jeter has slept with more girls then Tiger woods so this BOMBSHELL has to have some sort of STD.

If You Have 107k You Can Save Tigers By Owning One

JAKARTA - When ministers from 13 nations sit down this week to talk about ways to save dwindling tiger populations, one proposal is sure to get lots of attention: Renting out tigers in order to raise money for conservation.

That's what Indonesia is planning to do with some its few remaining Sumatran tigers, but the idea has drawn scorn from environmental activists, who say it's the wrong approach to conservation.

God Damn! If PETA isn't pissing me off enough today its these environmental activists. How bad ass would I be if I rented a tiger. You Walk your friggen Pit Bull Mike Vick because you know I'll be strolling up and down my block with my pet Tiger. Talk about a chick magnent..."Hey baby, have you seen my tiggerrr roarr?"

Boy Faces court for Bee Sting Prank

JAKARTA (Reuters) – A prank has had serious repercussions for an Indonesian boy facing criminal charges because he caused a classmate to be stung by a bee, the Jakarta Post reported on Thursday.

The English-language daily reported that the third-grade student -- whose age was not given but who would be about seven or eight years old -- was being tried at the Surabaya District Court in East Java.

The boy was alleged to have stuck a bee on the cheek of a female classmate as they returned home from school in March last year, the paper said. Her father then filed a police report.

The prosecutor in the case said the boy was accused of violating the Indonesian Criminal Code by committing "severe abuse that led to an injury," the Jakarta Post reported.

The newspaper said this could result in a maximum penalty of a 32-month jail sentence.

The boy, whose name was not given, has not appeared in court because he is depressed and afraid, the paper said.

(Reporting by Pip Freebairn, Editing by Sunanda Creagh/Sara Webb and Ron Popeski)

Honestly, this kid should be hung and his family should be shot because i know one thing about bee stings and that's that my life goal is to never be stung by one. Ive made it almost 23 years without one and when i googled bee sting the images will haunt me in my sleep. So for this little shoe shining Indonesian to force a bee sting on somebody he should get the maximum punishment. I know if he pulled that stunt on me and ruined the only life goal i still have going strong since, I'm not able to set the world record of peanuts eaten in a minute and cant even hold my breath more than 30 seconds without dying or passing out, you better believe my new life goal would be to take his whole family to the cleaners and make this kid wish he was dead. So now that's cleared up, I'm sure the Indonesian court system knows how to handle this situation.

Human Bed Warmers

LONDON - International hotel chain Holiday Inn is offering a trial human bed-warming service at three hotels in Britain this month.

If requested, a willing staff-member at two of the chain's London hotels and one in the northern English city of Manchester will dress in an all-in-one fleece sleeper suit before slipping between the sheets.

"The new Holiday Inn bed warmers service is a bit like having a giant hot water bottle in your bed," Holiday Inn spokeswoman Jane Bednall said in an e-mailed statement.

I'm not one bit surprised staff members are willing to do this. Get paid to check people in deal with customer complaints or go lay in bed and get paid to take a nap. Like sign me the fuck up ASAP. I never thought hotels could get any dirtier. We all know when you go into a room the comforters do not get washed nightly. Its a known fact that during hotel sex we all degrade girls. In your hotel room the night before odds are pretty good you either had a girl getting gangbanged w/ facials left and right, or someone bringing a prostitute to the room. But the smart hotel owners came up with a way to make rooms that much grimier, now when you're ready to go to bed you got to wake up the bum under your covers and tell him to leave.

Da Big Dirty Local Beat of the Week

Relax and enjoy the smooth styling of Hudson, NH's own Craig Dion Performing "The Tide". We will have more of his music to come in the future for all ya Big Dirty's to get down too.

If you want your music posted by the Da Big Dirty international forum please send me your name band name and music files or videos to ajcomyns@plymouth.edu.

Man Steals 44 Geckos in Underwear

WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A German reptile collector has been jailed for 14 weeks and must pay a 5,000 New Zealand dollar ($3,540) fine for plundering New Zealand's wild gecko and skink populations, a judge ruled Tuesday.

Hans Kurt Kubus, 58, is to be deported to Germany as soon as he is released from prison, Judge Colin Doherty ordered.

Kubus was caught by wildlife officials at Christchurch International Airport on South Island in December, about to board an overseas flight with 44 geckos and skinks in a hand-sewn package concealed in his underwear.

$2,800 a gecko possible
The geckos may have been worth $2,800 each on the European market, he noted.


So when I first read this article I thought this guy was a FREAK. If I was walking on a trail and saw a gecko I wouldn't give two shits if I stepped on the poor bastard. Wrong place wrong time sucker. AFTER reading this article this guy is pure genius. Attempting to steal 44 geckos he can sell for 2,800 each?! Thats 125k worth of geckos. Whose paying 2,800 for this damn lizard, its gotta be Geico headquarters right? Forget about slinging coke, god knows i'm days away from slinging geckos on the black market

Rat Sangwhich

APPLETON, Wis. -- An Appleton woman who tried to extort money from an upscale restaurant by putting a rat in her lunch has entered no-contest pleas to two criminal charges. The Appleton Post-Crescent reported 43-year-old Debbie R. Miller was found guilty after she entered the pleas to a felony extortion charge and a misdemeanor for obstructing police.

Prosecutors said Miller planted the rat at The Seasons on April 17, 2008, and then demanded $500,000 from the owners. She threatened to alert the media.

Instead of paying, the owners turned the rat over to investigators for their insurance company. They determined it was a domestic rat that had been cooked in a microwave.

The restaurant doesn't use microwaves. Miller was arrested about three months later.

Sentencing is scheduled for March 8.


I'm gunna have to go out on a limb and call this lady one of the biggest idiots that has ever made Da Big Dirty. The lady goes to a restraunt orders food and then puts a rat in the food. I guess this could have worked if the people cooking her food were blind but its easy to spot a rat in your food. Its not like it's a hair in your food and you can't see, its a fucking rat, a 4 legged furry rodent. If your out to eat at a restraunt even mcdonalds, im sure they are going to realize an animal sitting in your lunch. Not to mention the lady throught it would a bing bang move. Put rat in food collect $500,000 done deal. Get a job or a better plan, your lazy Debbie and stupid.

PETA wants an electronic Punxsutawney Phil

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. - An animal rights group wants organizers of Pennsylvania's Groundhog Day festival to replace Punxsutawney Phil with a robotic stand-in.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals says it's unfair to keep the animal in captivity and subject him to the huge crowds and bright lights that accompany tens of thousands of revelers each Feb. 2 in Punxsutawney, a tiny borough about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh. PETA is suggesting the use of an animatronic model instead.

Remember the good ole days When Bill Murray could pull that ground hog out of its hole 48 times, or when Chevy Chase hit a ground hog on the head that was tearing up his gold course. PETA needs to relax and stop ruining the good things in the world. I can't even buy a steak without some PETA protester giving me an armful. The only thing Ive ever liked about them at all is there no fur ads. Not due to the fact i'm against wearing fur but due to the fact the motto is i'd rather be naked then wear fur. And hey more naked women the merry.

ALSO is this going to be the last year I can bet if Phil sees his Shadow?! Because god knows if he goes electronic he's going to be lit like a friggen x-mas tree seeing his shadow yearly.

Yankees Sign Randy Winn: Outfield now as bad as Red Sox

NEW YORK -- The Yankees have reached agreement on a one-year deal with free-agent outfielder Randy Winn, pending the results of a physical, according to reports.

With the Yankees signing Randy Winn their outfield now consists of Randy Winn, Curtis Granderson, Nick Swisher and Brett Gardner. Equally comparable is the Red Sox pitiful outfield of Jacoby Ellsbury, Mike Cameron, J.D. Drew and Bill Hall.

Gone are the days of these teams being stacked at every position. Ohhh the good ole days when we had players like Manny in the outfield. Just last year when the Yankees had Damon, Matsui, and Cabrera. Good bye to baseball hello to cricket.

DIRTY or NOT?

Came across this video the other day, I think its pretty ill but you make the call... comment 1 if this shit blows or 10 if they are Dirty enough for the Da Big Dirty.

Since When Did Heavy Metal and Jedi Become Religions

Article- This rocks. Heavy metal fans are being urged to prove their love of the genre by making it a religion

They are being asked to officially register their faith as ''heavy metal'' while filling in the next Census questionnaire.

In the last census, a similar campaign led to 390,000 U.K. residents listing their religion as Jedi -- the fictional creed from "Star Wars."

So first I thought the Jews were crazy, then along came the Muslims had the Jews beat with crazy due to terrorism. Then pops up 390,000 Jedi's in the U.K alone. Now we're going to have a metal religion. I always thought Church was supposed to be boring, a place to go on Christmas and Easter but hey if I can have Jedi sword fights and listen to metal while someone's preaching sign me up!

This story makes me realize one thing, this is how Ralph Nader get s over 390,000 votes. I think Jedi is just old KKK members who miss their robe. Also I urge you all for the next census to write in your religion as "dabigdirty"

Nursing Mothers Send Breast Milk to Ailing Haitian Babies

Ohio- Milk from nursing mothers in Ohio and around the country is on its way to nourish sick babies in earthquake-ravished Haiti.

So Haitian crops were ruined by the quake and their starving I get it, I do. Unfortunately the country doesn't have Shaw's Hannaford or Supermarket on every block nor does it have B.K. and McDonalds(Whack Arnolds) So what do we do as American send them bags and bags of rice. Kudos to us. Now all of a sudden we got to send babies breast milk?! Like I do not care what you say but little Haitian baby mamas breast milk did not and will not dry up due to earth quakes. So women please stop sending your breast milk to Haiti and let those kids suck on their own moms nips for once.