Arrested for Meatloaf Battery

"She wanted to leave her husband and told him so.

But Lance David Ziegler wasn't having any part of it. So the Manatee County man picked up a meatloaf on the couple's kitchen table.

Then he smeared it into her face, reports heraldtribune.com

She called cops and when they arrived they found her face slightly red with a small amount of sauce on it.

Ziegler, 39, a web designer denied it. But he was arrested at the couple's home and charged with domestic battery."

So this guy really couldnt find a better "weapon" to beat his wife then a meatloaf. I can only imagine the dispatcher sitting there "911 whats your emergency" Yes my husband is beating me with the meatloaf I made" How the dispatcher didn't hang up and write this off as a prank call is beyond me! Also this ladys plan is to tell her husband when he gets home from work that shes leaving him. Yet she still makes him a meatloaf. Pack the bags and leave hunny because god knows your getting beat with the meat