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Saturday, February 13, 2010

Local Flavors of University of New Hampshire

We've gained a fan base this week at UNIVERSITY OF NEW HAMPSHIRE. Thank you for our followers, greatly appreciated. Continue to spread the word. The way we continue to advertise is through local people our site features. As most of you now have realized each time we feature a local band or local girl we post it on their facebook. This is how the site continues to grow. Each week we will be featuring a "Local Flavor(Girl) of the Day" from different colleges to grow our fan base. On Saturdays we will run a week in review, and let you know where we will be heading next week.

On Sunday for the next week we will be headed to Southern New Hampshire University.

Please send any nominations from UNH to tfbever@plymouth.edu GREATLY APPRECIATED.

The Week in Review

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Cops: Man smashes 29 TVs with bat at Wal-Mart


LILBURN, Ga. - Police in Georgia say a 23-year-old man grabbed a baseball bat inside of a Wal-Mart and smashed 29 flat-screen televisions. Police in Lilburn near Atlanta have charged Westley Strellis with 29 counts of criminal damage to property in the second degree. Witnesses tell police he grabbed a metal baseball bat from the sporting goods section Wednesday, walked to the electronics department and destroyed the TVs on display.

He was arrested not long after that.

Police say the televisions are valued at over $22,000. Police say they do not know whether Strellis has an attorney.

People often ask me, why so many Wal Mart stories? I don't judge Wal-Mart but if your going to piss on steaks, stink bomb the aisles, or take a baseball bat to TVS you go to Wal-Mart

Police: Woman used hit-and-run excuse when tardy


UNIONTOWN, Pa. - State police said a western Pennsylvania woman faked a report that she was a hit-and-run victim because she was afraid she'd get fired for being late to work. Courtni Roberts, 20, faces a preliminary hearing March 31 on a charge of making false reports to police on Feb. 5.

State police said Roberts told a trooper that a car hit her left leg just above the knee and that the driver didn't stop to help. The trooper learned that the injury Roberts claimed to have wasn't consistent with being hit by a car so he questioned her again.

That's when, police said, Roberts admitted making up the story because she was late for work.

This lady is awesome. If I was a chick I would have scaled it down a little bit. Got my period while driving had to pull over, fell down the stairs doing laundry, burnt my arm cooking etc. But this chick knows how to do it. Call up the cops when your late for work, and say you've been in a hit and run. GENIUS!

Otter mistaken for drowning snowmobiler in Maine


GREENVILLE, Maine - State officials in Maine say witnesses who reported seeing a drowning snowmobiler on a lake were probably looking at an otter enjoying a snack.

On Thursday, three people reported seeing a snowmobiler wearing all black and a black helmet struggling in Moosehead Lake. Officials used an airboat and flew overhead on both Thursday and Friday, but found no evidence that a person had gone through the ice.

Cpl. Mike Joy of the Maine Warden Service tells the Bangor Daily News that authorities did find pieces of crawfish and a small bloodstain on the ice, indicating that at least one otter had been feeding there. He says the animal would have appeared black to those onshore, given the distance and the sun's glare off the ice.

Only in Maine. Is it possible for three people to really assume that this otter was a drowning snowmobiler. Like I've seen an otter before and there probably the size of a small child. Ive also seen a snowmobiler which is a human and a snowmobile.

Dirty Thought of the Day: Kelly Kelly

Kelly Kelly is a professional wrestler for WWE. I don't know if you can call wrestlers "professional" but this chick is smoking. As always click "More Dirt on the Article" for more pictures.





Friday, February 12, 2010

Local Flavor of the Day: Jackie

Local Flavor of the Day: Jackie from UNH

Well as most of you know by now we have been featuring UNH women all week as "Local Flavors of the Day" As the week rolls to an end today, we bring you Jackie. Jackie is an alumni student, and as the saying goes we decided to save one of the best for last.

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Report: Wilfork turns down deal reportedly worth a guaranteed 23 million


Vince Wilfork has reportedly turned down a contract with the New England Patriots that would guarantee him at least 23 million dollars in the first three years.

Vince Wilfork has also came out since the season has ended and said that it would be a slap in the face if the Patriots placed the franchise tag on him, which would make him one of the top five paid interior linemen in the league.

If you ask me, this is a slap to the face for the millions of Americans working each day in hopes that they will make a million dollars over a ten year period, never mind double that in a third of the time.

Wilfork needs to shut up. If he wants to be here, sign the contract or take the tag like a man. If not, go sign a deal with another team that plays a 3-4 base defense like the Jets, Dolphins, Cowboys, Browns, or 49ers because we've won with the likes of Ted Washington and Keith Traylor manning the middle of the defensive line; those teams haven't won and won't anytime soon.

Plus, that $23 mil wouldn't only guarantee he'd be set for life, but it'd guarantee a much, much better looking woman.

Oh and just for the record, we love Wilfork here at the Big Dirty but we can't be having this from one of our best players.

Believe in Bill.

Rajon Rondo dropping beats, not dimes.



Rajon Rondo is about to drop his very first rap album.,the Sports Hub 98.5 FM is reporting. During Rondo's media session at All Star Weekend in Dallas, Rondo mentioned his debut album will be dropping in the near future.

Rondo joins a long list of NBA Players who have recorded albums, including: Ron Artest, Shaquille O'Neal, Jason Kidd, Tony Parker, Kobe Bryant, and Chris Webber.

Let's hope he drops beats like he drops dimes.

Only in Boston

Isnt It Unusual?




Well for those of you who haven't read the below article yet, shame on you. On the right we have William Bradley Bankston who has been arrested 97 times in 29 years. On the left we have Dave Wannstedt, the former Miami Dolphins coach, and current Pittsburgh Panthers Head Coach. Shocking resemblance? I'd say so

Mobile County man has been to jail 97 times in 29 years, records show


MOBILE, Ala. -- "You've been to jail 97 times?" the reporter inquired on a recent morning.

"Oh, probably more than that, ma'am," replied the man on the other end of the line, William Bradley Bankston.

In fact, the 47-year-old has been booked into Mobile County Metro Jail on freshly filed charges more times than anyone else in the modern era of record-keeping there.

He's passed through the Canal Street jail on at least 97 occasions in 29 years. At least three-quarters if those bookings followed drinking bouts and public displays of drunkenness, records reflect.

The conversation with Bankston concluded something of a quest for the Press-Register, which began analyzing jail data late last year to discover who'd been in and out the most times.

Bankston kept the jail doors spinning because, by his own admission, he has a history of drinking and making scenes.

"I used to be real wild when I drank," Bankston said.

Eight years ago, a sheriff's deputy spotted Bankston on McLeod Road swinging a baseball bat at passing cars, threatening them with drunken force as they whizzed past his home.

When the deputy caught up to Bankston, he was cursing to himself, a nearly empty bottle of "Irish Rose" wine and the bat at his side, according to the crime report.

Bankston served 90 days in jail after he was found guilty of disorderly conduct and public intoxication, records show.

A year later, in 2003, Bankston came home in a drunken daze on an August night and shoved his father, according to another deputy's account.

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HE HAD BEEN BOOKED FOR
* At least 76 public intoxication charges

* Disorderly conduct

* Domestic violence

* Harassment

* Driving under the influence

* False reporting to an officer

* Driving with a suspended license

* Third-degree assault

* Third-degree criminal trespassing

* Loitering

* Resisting arrest

* Pedestrian under the influence

Hands down favorite article I've ever seen. This guy is a legend. He is my new idol. The number of times people have told me I had a drinking problem is endless. From now on I'm just going to tell people I could be worse I could be William Brady Bankston. I like how he says "I used to be real wild when I drank." Apparently you still are buddy. My friends and I like to consider ourselves reckless when we go out. I've been arrested twice 96 more times to go to surpass my legend.

Dirty Thought of the Day: Sara Jean Underwood

Sara Jean Underwood (born March 26, 1984)[1] is an American model and actress who was chosen as the Playmate of the Month for the July 2006 issue of Playboy magazine and later became Playmate of the Year in 2007.










Man walks into Wal-Mart Throws tons of Stink Bombs and squirts fart spray


SOUTH KITSAP —

The South Kitsap Wal-Mart was evacuated Sunday after a 51-year-old Belfair man allegedly dumped “Stink Bombs” liquid and sprayed “Super Fart Spray” inside the store.

South Kitsap Fire & Rescue crews were sent to the store at about 12:40 p.m. Sunday for a reported hazardous-material incident. A man was reportedly throwing onto the floor a liquid that was creating a severe smell and causing headaches.

Deputies estimated about 75 shoppers and store employees were evacuated.

The man admitted dumping liquid onto the floor that made people nauseated. He said there were more bottles of the liquid in his glove compartment.

Deputies found bottles labeled “Stink Bombs,” which included a warning that the liquid is an irritant containing ammonium sulfide. He also handed the deputy a can called “Super Fart Spray,” which he said he also sprayed.

The man said he did it because he thought it would be funny.

The man’s girlfriend, a 46-year-old Belfair woman, said she was shopping and didn’t know what he was doing.

Fire crews kept the rest of the liquid and the man was banned from the Wal-Mart. A report was forwarded to the prosecutor’s office for review.

BRAVO BRAVO! "The man said he did it because he thought it would be funny" Damn well it would be funny! Just imagine strolling up to a wal-mart while 75 people are exacuating due to the pure stench inside. This guy still in there just whipping stink bombs and fart spray around. As a shopper you got to steal stuff while this is going on right? I mean Wal-Mart's open 24 hours 365 days a year, you will never find a better time to rob an evacuated Wal-Mart. I'd be pulling things off the shelves left and right.

What the hell is a fire crew going to do in response? UHH yupp you guys were right it stinks. I also love how this guys punishment was being banned from Wal-Mart, with nothing else. Wal-Mart is a stink bomb in itself. People are always dragging me there left and right. I'm just gonna go stink bomb one up so I can get banned, so next time someone tries to drag me there I won't be able to go

How many times has this guy been dumped

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This guy has to have been dumped more then any other man on the planet right? He started his own business to send cow "dung" to ex's everywhere. For all you chicks out there reading Da Big Dirty I hope you'd all break up with him too, just due to the fact he touches sh*t all day

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Next time I'm driving to Yankee Stadium I'm going to make sure I got my blackberry on me

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Local flavor of the Day: Marissa

Local Flavor of the Day: Marissa from UNH

As our time at UNH nears an end, the quality of our "Local Flavors" does not. Marissa is an Alumni student, and even though she hasn't been gone for a year yet the campus is already missing her on it.

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Bus Boy Turns Left Overs into art with Tin Foil


LOS ANGELES - People arrive hungry and empty-handed. They leave clutching ducks, dolphins and mermaids.

And it's thanks to the deft hands of Miguel Carrillo, a busboy at Gladstone's Malibu in Pacific Palisades who for 29 years has crafted animal-shaped doggie bags out of aluminum foil. In minutes, he can turn leftover halibut into an island with a palm tree and mermaid, or a dolphin.

His work has earned him the name "The Magician" from co-workers and customers.
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"I love it. I see the people. They are happy. They like it, so I feel good. They laugh. They talk about me and say 'I'm the man,'" Carrillo says.

Carrillo, 55, born in Zacatecas, Mexico, was taught how to wrap in 1981. "I didn't feel good performing until I had been practicing and doing it for three years."

He started with a rabbit and his creations have multiplied. Today, he can make nearly anything. Elephants, complete with legs, trunk and tail, take the longest and he's not yet happy with his giraffes or crabs, but he will make them if asked.

Customers have favorites — ladies want dolphins, men sharks, little girls dolphins with mermaids and little boys ask for dinosaurs and dragons, he said.

He won't guess how many wraps he's made over the years, but he figures he makes about 60 a night.

"People will wait 20 minutes to a half hour" to get Carrillo to make their wraps. He might have five tables waiting on him, said manager Paul Williams. "They applaud and encourage him. People will not let him go until he makes one for them."

Is any other waiter or busboy as good as Carrillo? "They don't even come close," Williams said.

Carrillo uses two kinds of foil — traditional silver, and a thinner, special-order gold. The only tools he uses are a knife or pen to poke holes and toothpicks to keep his creations together.

He doesn't sculpt, paint or play the piano. "I am a mechanic," he said.

Let me be the first to tell this guy, stop being a bus boy. You got people coming to this restaurant solely for you and your creations. Stop busing and do something with your skill. Your inspirational story gave me new dreams in life. I've decided to follow in your footsteps and become a professional foil creator. I have attached my first work of art below...

DINOSAUR WORM

Hoodie Footie Snuggie Suit



If I come home to my girl greeting me in one of those I don't think it'd be possible to get any more turned on

Man claims Va. deputies beat him for burping


ROANOKE, Va. - A Roanoke man claims sheriff's deputies beat him in the city jail because of his burping. Thomas Scott Vandegrift made the allegations in a federal lawsuit filed last week against several deputies, the city, the sheriff's office and the sheriff. According to the lawsuit, the deputies were annoyed by Vandegrift's burping, which was caused by acid reflux.

Vandegrift was being held at the jail on a drunken driving charge. He pleaded no contest in 2008 and received a six-month suspended sentence, a $750 fine and a year of driving restrictions.

The lawsuit alleges excessive force, conspiracy to violate civil rights and assault and battery.

Sheriff's office spokeswoman Patricia Johnson said Monday there would be no comment on the lawsuit.

What is it with Virginias police force? They need to relax a little bit. They already monitor speed by aircraft. Here I am driving along going eighty expecting to break when i see car in-front of me break when all of a sudden a helicopter can mail me a ticket. Now I'm sure this guy got a DUI do to a helicopter overhead and not an actual patrol car, so like in any state he gets arrested. Hes getting booked and so drunk he keeps on burping. So what does the cop do? Beats his ass. I'd be suing too

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Man accused of using stun gun on 'sinner'


MADISON, Wis. - A Baraboo man was accused of repeatedly shocking a male dance instructor with a stun gun, claiming the instructor was a "sinner" who "defiles married women." A Dane County prosecutor said the suspect, 59, hastily arranged a dance lesson at the instructor's Madison home and showed up with a stun gun and sledgehammer last Friday. The criminal complaint said the man told a detective that his church does not condone touching while dancing and that he was going to scare the instructor "and tell him to leave the women alone."

The Wisconsin State Journal said the instructor told police that the suspect phoned for private dance lessons, and when he opened the door to his home, he began to shock him repeatedly in the neck with the stun gun.

What kind of GAY religion aren't you allowed to touch people when you dance? Like good luck getting laid buddy. Everyone knows when you dance your supposed to be rounding second by the end of the night anyways. I love how in this guys religion its sinful to touch while dancing but not stun-gun the dance instructor.

P.S I got the sinner picture from HERE Probably hands down the creepiest myspace page I have ever seen

Dirty Thought of the Day: Jessica Biel

We all remember growing up sitting around the TV sets on Monday Nights watching this chick on 7th Heaven with our families. Then all of a sudden out of no where this girl becomes one of the hottest chicks on the planet. Hands down my personal favorite dirty thought of the day yet. I just can't believe I didn't toss her up for three weeks.