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Friday, January 29, 2010

School District Bans Dictionary Due to Horny Kid


Southern California- "Ulysses," "The Color Purple" and "The Catcher in the Rye," it's time to make some room on the shelf for "Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, Tenth Edition," as it joins the ranks of famous and infamous banned books.

A southern California elementary and middle school district with 9,000 students pulled all copies of the dictionary after an elementary school parent complained about a child stumbling across definitions for "oral sex," according to a report in the Riverside, Calif.-based newspaper, The Press-Enterprise.

Did this school system really ban the dictionary over a kid looking up the definition of oral sex? This mom acts like hes getting his dick slobbed on the playground. We all know this kids going home streaming 3 hours of youporn a day anyways.You'll have to think about that decision again when your kid is illiterate down the line. Didn't we all know what oral sex was by the end of like third grade any ways. In fourth grade I was popping stiffys, sitting in on sex ed classes in fifth grade, and finger blasting hunnies by sixth.

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