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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Tennesse women or prostitute smashes mans car


ALCOA, Tenn. – An East Tennessee man told police that a woman in a vehicle in front of his jumped on his hood and kicked and punched his windshield as he waited for a traffic light to change. The man, John P. Williamson, 37, said the incident was unprovoked. According to The Daily Times of Maryville, police quoted the woman as saying she was being followed.

A woman, 58, was arrested and charged with vandalism of more than $500. She was being held in lieu of $1,000 bond pending a hearing Thursday in Blount County General Sessions Court.
Information from: The Daily Times, http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/ap/ap_on_fe_st/storytext/us_odd_road_rage/34884463/SIG=10ud9fqt6/*http:/www.thedailytimes.com

This might be the best story I have heard since the New Year. First of all, its in Tennessee and last time I was in that state, I was at Shoney’s and even though I was out of my skull the waitress was looking to jump on the first cock out of that state with any means necessary and looking to go anywhere a guy is going with all his teeth and a pulse. So I’m guessing John wasn’t from Tennessee and was just a passerby when he looked this desperate women in the eye while she was trying to get a nut and a lift out of town but when he told her she wasn’t worth enough to drive with him out of the state, she must of lost her shit and it’s just another reason why you don’t to look Tennessee women in the eye, cause it could be your last.

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