HP Computers are Racist

I currently am writing this from an HP computer, and let me tell ya the thing is a P.O.S. I bought the thing a year ago, fans broke sounds like a helicopter. Also randomly overheats and shuts off, last one of those damn things I buy. I'm white too you think those damn racist pigs over at HP would have hooked me up.

P.S. I WAS NOT racist to them when I spoke to Ahmid Aakbar at customer service in India