Human Bed Warmers

LONDON - International hotel chain Holiday Inn is offering a trial human bed-warming service at three hotels in Britain this month.

If requested, a willing staff-member at two of the chain's London hotels and one in the northern English city of Manchester will dress in an all-in-one fleece sleeper suit before slipping between the sheets.

"The new Holiday Inn bed warmers service is a bit like having a giant hot water bottle in your bed," Holiday Inn spokeswoman Jane Bednall said in an e-mailed statement.

I'm not one bit surprised staff members are willing to do this. Get paid to check people in deal with customer complaints or go lay in bed and get paid to take a nap. Like sign me the fuck up ASAP. I never thought hotels could get any dirtier. We all know when you go into a room the comforters do not get washed nightly. Its a known fact that during hotel sex we all degrade girls. In your hotel room the night before odds are pretty good you either had a girl getting gangbanged w/ facials left and right, or someone bringing a prostitute to the room. But the smart hotel owners came up with a way to make rooms that much grimier, now when you're ready to go to bed you got to wake up the bum under your covers and tell him to leave.