A burglar breaking into a workshop outside of Rostock chose not to steal the construction company’s expensive equipment – opting instead for calendars of scantily clad women.
“Absolutely no tools were stolen, only several pinup calendars,” the police in the northern German city said in a statement on Monday.
The firm did a thorough inventory after the break-in occurred over the weekend, but determined the thief had only pilfered the workshop's eye candy in several different rooms.
But the randy intruder also made the mistake of using the telephone and company computer during his visit, leaving plenty of clues for the police investigation.
WHAT A SMART BURGLAR!! He breaks into this tool shop and realizes that these big tools will be hard to flip. Who in their right mind is going to buy stolen tools. I mean if your robbing big TV's its one thing, but big tools theres just no interest. So he grabs the next best thing, pinup calenders. He only made a few mistakes. After flipping through the calender he popped a chubby that needed to be taken care of. He decided to call the sox hotline using the phone while watching porn on the PC. The only thing the cops didn't find is a load of this guys cum somewhere
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