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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

The Reason America is Fat and Dumb


KINGSPORT, Tenn. - It was a Zinger of a theft in Tennessee.

It also included cupcakes, Twinkies and other snack cakes from the Merita Bread Company.

The Kingsport Times-News cites a report from the Sullivan County Sheriff's Office in reporting 34-year-old James M. Denoon and 18-year-old Anthony Stout were found hiding under a truck at the bakery late Friday night.
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The deputies found about $300 worth of stolen snack cakes stacked on the ground nearby.

Finding the accused thieves was easy: The deputies only had to follow their footprints. There was more than an inch of snow on the ground by Friday night.

Denoon and Stout were charged with theft under $500 and two counts of auto burglary. It was not immediately clear if they had attorneys.

Who robs twinkies? Like isnt there a Best Buy store around go snatch a couple PS3's. Didn't know Twinkies were so valuable on the black market these days. Also to rob $300 dollars worth, isn't each box only like two bucks? Were they really found underneath the car with 150 boxes of twinkies, thinking they had avoided the police?

What makes this story that more ironic is that this is not the first Twinkie robbery I have heard of in the last few weeks. As I was sitting at the Red Arrow a few weeks ago, in comes this really goofy looking kid. He decides to grab Twinkies off the shelf and book it! Are Twinkies making people crazy? You be the judge

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