Internationally-known television actor David Hasselhoff just placed his home - dubbed the "Fortress of Hoffitude" - on the market.
His five bedroom, six bath, Encino, California home is on the market for $3.5 million red Speedos, err, dollars.
For a man flashy enough to sport a sequined jacket, his home, the "Fortress of Hoffitude," sure does disappoint. Did he trade his surf board for the entire catalog of Crate and Barrel? Take a look...
No shit this place disappoints its David Hasselhoff. All this guy has ever done id Baywatch and he had to do that for free. Pam Anderson, Carmen Electra, and the other baywatch babes obviously made big dough. Then they find a guy like the Hoff pay him shit. Like I would have paid for his role while all those beauties were in their prime. Pam Anderson was obviously fucking every guy on the show coming in with bigger tits weekly.
Does Hoff, expect his house to sell for more since he advertises it as the "fortress of hofftitude" Like if it does he may as well go out buy three more homes raise price a million and sell them as "hoft's place" "hoft loft", and "hassle's castle"
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