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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Japanese machine transforms office paper into toilet paper

Aptly named “White Goat”, a machine created by Oriental, Co. Ltd is one of latest offspring of the eco movement. According to sources, it uses 40 sheets of standard A4 office paper and water to make one roll of toilet paper in roughly 30 minutes.

If the novelty turns heads, so does the price tag. White Goat is set to go on sale this summer for $100,000. To break even requires 200,000 roles produced, which can take 11 years if operated non-stop, and that does not include the cost of operating the machine. For some corporate paper wasters, however, saving trees may be justification enough for such a machine, with or without the pro forma case.


Damnnn no wonder those Asians are so skinny, I thought it was because of all the rice they ate, but nope its because they shit non stop. Average Asian household has I'm assuming eight do to the fact they fuck like bunnies. So 8 kids dropping heat on one toilet makes this masterful machine worth it.

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