Guy Hugs 7,777 people in 24 hour span to celebrate Valentines Day

LAS VEGAS - A 51-year-old Ohio man has embraced the Valentine's Day spirit faster than anyone before, giving 7,777 hugs in 24 hours for a new world record.

Jeff Ondash, who sought the squeezes under the costumed alter ego Teddy McHuggin, broke the record Saturday night outside the Paris Las Vegas hotel-casino on the Las Vegas Strip.

"When you hug somebody, they all walk away from each other smiling," Ondash said. "They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away; a hug a day — it's just fun."

Well at least this happened in Vegas. We all know if this happened in New England your hugging 2 hot chicks 48 mediocre chicks 3,000 busted chicks and 4,500 dudes. At least by doing it in Vegas your hugging 2,000 hot strippers 4,000 hot protitutes and 1700 trannys. As easily as I could go out tomorrow and smash this mans record from looking at people in picture these are 2 people I would not hug w/ prosthetic arms.

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Happy Valentines Day Everyone.

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I'm Bitch-Whipped My apologies

So I know I made a previous statement that said we would be running the blog everyday. Me and my guy-macho fully intended of keeping that promise to you readers until this so called holiday rolled around. Is valentines day even a holiday, like presidents day is tomorrow, there has to be some unwritten rule about back to back holidays right?

Anyways I was getting bitch-whipped around all day from when I woke up until now, and as much as I wanted to pull out my HP and blog the chicks just don't dig that. I mean they read the blog non-stop but when your with one and your blogging you get bitched at for not talking. So I took one for the team, swallowed my pride and got bitch-whipped for the day

How many times has this guy been dumped

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This guy has to have been dumped more then any other man on the planet right? He started his own business to send cow "dung" to ex's everywhere. For all you chicks out there reading Da Big Dirty I hope you'd all break up with him too, just due to the fact he touches sh*t all day