SUCCESS-Kyle, the person who requested this challenge, changed the dare to asking my best friends girl friend to marry me in front of the Mohegan Waterfall. As we were walking by it, in what is the CENTER of the casino(for those of you who have never been) I said "Excuse me, Can I have everyone's attention please?" I dropped to a knee grabbed my buddy's girlfriends hand and proposed. Before she even had the opportunity to say Yes or No, you can see on the video, that this girl came out of no where like a lunatic to congratulate us. I'm pretty sure she was about to cry with happiness and must have told everyone at the casino for the rest of the night, she just saw the most romantic proposal of her life
2) Kiss a grandmother on the lips
SUCCESS-This one was a lot more challenging then you would have imagined. To accomplish this I felt as if I was wining and dining a broad. This lady has to have been the most pleasant lady I have ever came across. She has 13 grand kids, and 3 great grandkids so not only did I kiss a grandma, I kissed a great grandma
3)Where THIS HAT and sit down at a table of Asians, only if hat is provided to me
FAIL: This hat was not provided to me, so my plan was to just ask an Asian or anyone else I saw to borrow theirs for a few hands. Unfortunately no one in the casino was wearing one
4)Shave my head
SUCCESS-Well picture explains it, i'm bald
5)Take my pants off and go in a fountain in my boxers
FAIL:We did find the perfect spot where this could have been accomplished at Foxwoods on Friday night. Unfortunately I was with two guys who didn't have a camera. The man with the camera who told me he was going to be by my side all night was up in the room running around in his boxers puking like there was no tomorrow.
This same kid earlier in the night, Looked at a HUGE african man who was sitting on a bench minding his own business. After his girlfriend walked bye, this drunken friend barked at this HUGE man and said "Hey, YOU LOOKING AT MY GIRLFRIEND"
I knew if I did hop in the fountain with no proof I would have been called out by everyone so I decided I was going to do it at Mohegan. It ends up there is no place realistically possible where you can jump into a fountain.
6)Three minute rain dance in the middle of the casino
PLEASE NOTE: WE DO HAVE VIDEO ON ROOMATES CELLPHONE BUT HE DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO UPLOAD IT TO INTERNET YET. THIS VIDEO WILL BE POSTED SOON
SUCCESS-I was actually with the person who requested this one. He was so offended by my rain dance that he walked away and stopped recording. YES I WAS IN THAT STATE OF MIND WHEN PERFORMING
7)Throw down a couple of bills in monopoly money at black jack table
FAIL: The person who recommended this did not bring monopoly money, and I do not carry this around in my waller
8)500 on red
BEFORE AFTER
SUCCESS-The hardest way to lose $500 in a casino is to make a roulette bet but BOY DID I FEEL LIKE A HIGH ROLLER. The Limit on every table was 200. I was told I had to go on a special casino on the 25th floor. I went up there and no one was allowed to go in other then me. Place had class, with $200 minimums. The roulette table was closed though so we had to go to the international casino. The international game of blackjack only has one zero so odds are more in my favor of hitting red. Round and Round the ball rolls. BLACK, quickest 500 I ever lost. Thanks readers
9)Get a picture taken with 5 different people wearing a suit telling them i'm running for 2014 governor seat
SUCCESS-Vote for me in 2014 bitches
10)Find a stranger to chug beer for beer. First to stop drinking loses
FAIL: This could have easily been succeeded but I completely forgot as I was just to drunk.
11)Before Shaving my head, Rock the Costanza
SUCCESS-Hi Jerry
12)Introduce myself at the poker tables as T-Masta B an up and coming rap artist.
SUCCESS-There is no documentation for this one, however I do have a witness. As I sat at the Spanish 21(New favorite Table game) flirting with a 40 year old Asian I asked her what I did for a living. She was an accountant. When she asked me what I did I told her "I'm an up and coming artist and I go by T-Masta B" As I completely thought that would be a conversation killer, she asked me what my hit song was. I looked at her and said "Squinty Lil Asian" I have posted the song but please note it is VERY RACIST(Not my Actual Views) Please do not listen if this will offend you
Well there it is, the weekend wrap-up. I hope all you out there enjoyed. Now tell all your friends about it and invite them to the facebook group, so hopefully we can run some ads soon to help me make up for my losses.
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