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Thursday, February 11, 2010

Cops: Woman stabs man in eye with stiletto heel


LONDON - British police say they've charged a 33-year-old woman with stabbing a man through the eye with her stiletto heel.

West Yorkshire Police in northern England say the man was in a critical but stable condition after the woman, with whom he was sharing a cab, assaulted him with the heel of her shoe.

The Sun newspaper quoted neighbors as saying the pair were a couple and had gotten into an argument when she kicked him.
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Police declined to comment on that report. The force said Thursday that the woman had appeared in court earlier in the week and was released on bail.

You know your life sucks when you allow your bitch to kick you in the eye. Who created heels anyways, girls cant even walk in them. Every time I go out with a girl wearing heels by the end of the night shes carrying them walkies barefoot. I thought it was because her feet hurt. I now realize its so she can easily gorge my eyeballs out when I piss her off. If Dorothy was smart in wizard of Oz she could have done some serious damage.

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