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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Man survives 3 days on Mountain Dew


A 31-year-old Indiana man says he had no food but kept himself hydrated with Mountain Dew and snow while he was stuck in his snow-covered SUV in southwestern Colorado for three days.

Jason Pede was rescued Sunday morning after his vehicle ran out of gas and he walked seven miles to a road, signaling for help with a flashlight.

Pede was driving from Dulce, N.M., to the Colorado resort town of Aspen to deliver an Australian Shepherd rescue dog when he got stuck.

Pede, of Chesterton, Ind., says a "local" told him about a shortcut to Aspen and that's how he became stranded somewhere in the Rio Grande National Forest in snow that went above the hood of his Lincoln Navigator.

How much Dew does this guy drink? He has no food but enough a life time supply of mountain dew in the back. Also theres like 6 feet of snow encasing his SUV yet the mountain Dew doesnt freeze?! My fridge freezes Mountain Dew for christ sakes. In all essence, who gives a damn if he made it three days didn't some Haitian just get pulled out of rubble alive after 30 days. Like I'm glad Mountain Dew's trying to advertise as some miracle potion here, but I'm just not buying it

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