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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods Live Press Conference Friday 11am

MARANA, Ariz. -- Tiger Woods will end nearly three months of silence Friday when he speaks publicly for the first time since his middle-of-the-night car accident sparked stunning revelations of infidelity.
However, his agent said Woods will not take any questions from a small group of media.
"This is not a press conference," Mark Steinberg said Wednesday, adding Woods will speak about his past and what he plans next, along with apologizing for his behavior.
It will be Woods' first public appearance since Nov. 27, when he crashed his SUV into a tree outside his Florida home. Woods' only comments since then have been made through his Web site.
Steinberg said Woods is to speak at 11 a.m. Friday from the clubhouse at the TPC Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla., home of the PGA Tour.
"This is all about the next step," Steinberg told The Associated Press. "He's looking forward to it."
He said three wire services would be invited, and he was asking the Golf Writers Association of America to pick a small group of reporters to serve as a pool. Steinberg said there would be one pool camera, but it would be available live via satellite.
The news comes during the Accenture Match Play Championship in Arizona, which is sure to steal attention away from the first big event of the year. Accenture was the first sponsor to drop Woods when he became embroiled in a sex scandal.
"It was a matter of timing," Steinberg said.
When asked if Woods' appearance could have waited until after Accenture's tournament, he replied, "No."
Woods has been on an indefinite break from golf and hasn't spoken publicly since crashing his SUV outside his home on Nov. 27, which was followed by media reports detailing extramarital affairs.
"I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart," Woods said in a December posting to his Web site. "I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family."
Woods has 71 PGA Tour victories and 14 major titles.


Well let me tell you how this will go. Tiger will say something along the lines of "I let my family down, I let myself down, and I let my fans down. After careful consideration I have decided to get back into golf, and take the next steps to fix my life." Now let me tell you what this translates to. "I'm a billionaire my wife left me and you damn paparazzi people won't leave me alone. It's time for me to get back on the pony start winning tournaments and finding new sluts to lay the pipe too." Tiger Woods wood, will be controlling his actions for years to come.

P.S- If I'm Tiger I'm banging chick in featured pic as much as possible too

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