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Saturday, February 13, 2010

Police: Woman used hit-and-run excuse when tardy


UNIONTOWN, Pa. - State police said a western Pennsylvania woman faked a report that she was a hit-and-run victim because she was afraid she'd get fired for being late to work. Courtni Roberts, 20, faces a preliminary hearing March 31 on a charge of making false reports to police on Feb. 5.

State police said Roberts told a trooper that a car hit her left leg just above the knee and that the driver didn't stop to help. The trooper learned that the injury Roberts claimed to have wasn't consistent with being hit by a car so he questioned her again.

That's when, police said, Roberts admitted making up the story because she was late for work.

This lady is awesome. If I was a chick I would have scaled it down a little bit. Got my period while driving had to pull over, fell down the stairs doing laundry, burnt my arm cooking etc. But this chick knows how to do it. Call up the cops when your late for work, and say you've been in a hit and run. GENIUS!

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