KNOXVILLE, Tenn. - People probably can't tip cows, but a cow tipped a person in Knoxville. Then it stepped on him. An ambulance was called to the University of Tennessee agriculture campus Friday morning. Fire Department Capt. D.J. Corcoran told The Knoxville News Sentinel first responders found a 40 to 50-year-old man who said he was working with cattle in a pen when one knocked him down and stepped on his chest.
Corcoran said the man was alert and joking about being stepped on by a cow as he was put in an ambulance. He was taken to UT Medical Center to be examined as a precaution.
First of all, your schools hick enough to have its own agriculture campus. Second of all your towns still hick enough to interview the fire department on this issue, and not the paramedic. Seriously, wheres the fire? And Lastly, your hick enough to get tipped by a cow. I can count the number of times on two hands that I've been to a farm, but every time I've ever been on one the owner will not let you chill, and puts your ass to work. So believe it or not I have been in the presence of cows. I have layed under one pinching its nipples for half an hour, till those damn things were red and i had pails and pails of milk. Did I get stomped on or tipped, NO! This guy was easily drunk/drugged out attempted to tip a cow, causing the cow to get pissed and tip his ass, before stomping on him
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