Woman Shows Up for Conjugal Visit 3 Times Over Legal Limit

BUNNELL, Fla. - A woman was charged with driving under the influence after showing up at the Flagler County jail and demanding a conjugal visit with a specific inmate. The sheriff's office reports that a 45-year-old woman had a visitation appointment but was turned away because she was late. Also, the jail does not allow conjugal visits.

The woman drove away but reportedly returned a short time later. Jail guards called road patrol, because they suspected the woman had been drinking.

Deputies found the woman sitting in her car. She reportedly failed a field sobriety test, and a breath test showed her blood-alcohol content was 0.256 percent. Florida law considers a person impaired at 0.08.

I like how the jail says she had a visitation appointment but they do not allow conjugal visits.  Poor Girl.  She obviously knew she was about to screw a murderer.  If I knew that going in I'd be three times over the legal limit to before it happened.  Like who wants to screw a felon sober?!  Also conjugal visits are probably one of my favorite things on earth.  I have seriously considered robbing a bank and going to jail just so I can get the privilege of conjugal visits.  Like now to get laid I got to wine and dine a girl, put up with all the annoying crap then wake up next to them in the morning and put up with all the B.S. again.  What I would give to have a chick swing by "do my business" and have her go on her way.  You wouldn't even need to talk to her.  Inmates got the life!

Mobile County man has been to jail 97 times in 29 years, records show

MOBILE, Ala. -- "You've been to jail 97 times?" the reporter inquired on a recent morning.

"Oh, probably more than that, ma'am," replied the man on the other end of the line, William Bradley Bankston.

In fact, the 47-year-old has been booked into Mobile County Metro Jail on freshly filed charges more times than anyone else in the modern era of record-keeping there.

He's passed through the Canal Street jail on at least 97 occasions in 29 years. At least three-quarters if those bookings followed drinking bouts and public displays of drunkenness, records reflect.

The conversation with Bankston concluded something of a quest for the Press-Register, which began analyzing jail data late last year to discover who'd been in and out the most times.

Bankston kept the jail doors spinning because, by his own admission, he has a history of drinking and making scenes.

"I used to be real wild when I drank," Bankston said.

Eight years ago, a sheriff's deputy spotted Bankston on McLeod Road swinging a baseball bat at passing cars, threatening them with drunken force as they whizzed past his home.

When the deputy caught up to Bankston, he was cursing to himself, a nearly empty bottle of "Irish Rose" wine and the bat at his side, according to the crime report.

Bankston served 90 days in jail after he was found guilty of disorderly conduct and public intoxication, records show.

A year later, in 2003, Bankston came home in a drunken daze on an August night and shoved his father, according to another deputy's account.

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HE HAD BEEN BOOKED FOR
* At least 76 public intoxication charges

* Disorderly conduct

* Domestic violence

* Harassment

* Driving under the influence

* False reporting to an officer

* Driving with a suspended license

* Third-degree assault

* Third-degree criminal trespassing

* Loitering

* Resisting arrest

* Pedestrian under the influence

Hands down favorite article I've ever seen. This guy is a legend. He is my new idol. The number of times people have told me I had a drinking problem is endless. From now on I'm just going to tell people I could be worse I could be William Brady Bankston. I like how he says "I used to be real wild when I drank." Apparently you still are buddy. My friends and I like to consider ourselves reckless when we go out. I've been arrested twice 96 more times to go to surpass my legend.