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Showing posts with label Pot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pot. Show all posts

Friday, February 19, 2010

Four Adults Arrested inside Chuck E. Cheese for causing riot,, fighting, and possesion of marajuana

(Feb. 18) -- Police in Memphis, Tenn., arrested four people after a fight broke out during a kids' birthday party at a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant.

It began with a dispute Saturday between two families at a photo booth, police said. A girl waiting in line complained about how long the family in the booth was taking, police and witnesses said.

"My sister and little brother were taking pictures," Juaneka Key told WREG-TV. "The girl said, 'Dang, how long y'all gonna be?'" Key, 18, had come to the restaurant to celebrate her 2-year-old daughter's birthday.

Key's stepfather, Terrence Dickerson, responded by punching the girl in the face, sparking a melee that sent other parents and their children scrambling to get out of the way of the escalating fight, police said.

"Other people [began] jumping in that didn't have nothing to do with the fight," Key told WREG.

Witnesses said Key kicked the girl who had originally complained after she hid under a table.

Police led four people from the restaurant in handcuffs. Key and Dickerson have been charged with with disorderly conduct and inciting a riot. Steven Henderson, Key's boyfriend, and Juanita Hopkins, Key's mother, have been charged with disorderly conduct and possession of marijuana.

So the two year olds mom, moms step-dad,  moms boyfriend, and moms mom all arrested at Chuck E. Cheese.  The only one in this family who didn't get arrested was the two year old.  I understand your dirt poor, I get it I do.  Because we all know if you had money you wouldn't be taking family photos at Chuck E. Cheese.   Also when do you need to get high inside Chuck E Cheese, geeze mom leave your pot at home.  This has to be the first riot ever started at Chuck E. Cheese, other then by 8 year olds in a ball pit

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Ronald McDonald Arrsted for Pot


Story-Police arrested Ronald McDonald for possession of marijuana and allowing others to use drugs at his residence on Sunday.

According to police, officers responded to the 44-year-old’s residence, 2023 Taylor Dr. at 5:43 after receiving a report of a suspicious odor. Outside McDonald’s residence, officers could smell a strong odor or marijuana coming from the residence.

Further investigation revealed a quantity of marijuana and other drug use paraphernalia, police said. Officers interviewed McDonald and other people present and were given consent to search the McDonald house. Upon searching the residence, officers found a jar containing marijuana residue in McDonald’s room.

Police said McDonald admitted to smoking some marijuana located in the kitchen, as well.

McDonald was charged with possession of marijuana and permitting a gathering for the use of drugs.

If you name your son "Ronald" and your last name is McDonald your sons bound to be a drug addict, and odds are you probably are as a parent. This guy must have been the most popular stoner in high school. I'm sure all his buddies were calling all his friends "Duuuudde, I just hit a bong with Ronald McDonald" This is a name you rock with pride.

P.S This guy must be able to get free Mickey D's for life just by flashing his ID right?, or at least go there every time he gets high.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Pot Smoker accused of bribing urine Tester


GRAND JUNCTION, Colo. - A pot-smoking parolee in Colorado faces criminal charges for allegedly offering a cash bribe to try to pass a drug test. Police said a 34-year-old man tried Jan. 3 to bribe a state worker to allow him to use a device called a "Whizzinator" to pass a drug test he had to take while on parole. The man allegedly said he had a medical marijuana card, though officials couldn't confirm whether that was true.

Colorado's medical marijuana law allows convicted criminals to get cards, but those on parole still must pass drug tests. State lawmakers are currently weighing new marijuana rules that would prevent people on parole from having the cards.

Prosecutors said the man offered a state worker $300 after the worker found him with the "Whizzinator," a device of tubing and heater packs attached to a prosthetic penis sold to cheat drug tests.

Is this story really on every news channel?! Like seriously c'mon, I could see if this guy was running for senate, but he's out on parole in Colorado. We all know Mary-J is legal to have in Denver, so whats the big deal. We've all smoked at one point or another and all felt this guys pain. Whats shocking here is the doctor didn't take the bribe. When he says no to 300 and your on parole, you pont up offer him a grand and you'll be good for sure.

I see a couple problems with this "whizzinator" First of all if your a chick and whip out a cock, immediate red flag. What about if your nurse is smoking hot, and you pop a chubby then you got a boner and this fake synthetic penis. Just a real problem causer.