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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

$$Ka-CHING$$ Pick of the Day: Follow me to Riches

 

Kobes back vs a weaker Western Conference opponent.   The Grizzlies have been 3-7 in their last ten however did squeeze by the Lakers back on new years day.  Bet the house on the Lakers!!

The Pick: Lakers -5.5
The Bet: 705.08 to win 640.98

My name Wah-Lay!



Check this shit out, it's sick.

My man Wale giving you a little video about what he's all about.

Monday, February 22, 2010

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Sunday, February 21, 2010

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Saturday, February 20, 2010

Typical BC




BC would beat UNC this year. Beat a storied program having one of their worst season in recent memory.

Can't wait to hear all the BC fans try to justify this as a big win.

HAHAHA

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Friday, February 19, 2010

Local Flavor of the Day: Kortnee

Well another big bet on the Cetics, so I dug through my list of recommendations, for this final day at SNHU, and who do I come across?  BAM! Kortnee a grad student at SNHU.  Shes a babe wearing the Celtics green, so there isn't much better there could be to take you into the weekend. As always click more dirt on the article for more pictures.

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The Only Question That Should Be Asked




So Tiger Woods wouldn't take questions today from the media after his press conference because he knew the one question that should be asked wouldn't.

That question: How the fuck were you able to party all night and bang a ton of sluts and then go out and be the best golfer ever on a consistent basis?

Forget the car accident, the cheating on his wife, and being a terrible father. That doesn't even matter to me.

What matters is: how can a human being accomplish what he accomplished while being a drunk and a sex addict?

I mean, if you think anyone besides Tiger Woods could pull this off, ask how John Daly made out when he tried.

All this did was build Tiger's legend. It solidifies him as not only the best golfer ever, but the best athlete with the most natural ability to ever set foot on the planet.

The Duck Song



Something for you clowns to enjoy. Quite possibly could be one of the dumbest videos to ever make you laugh.

$$KA-CHING$$ Pick of the Day

 

We'll if everyone wants to go ahead and continue to ride me to riches, by all means.  So all day long I've heard Celtics are going to be tired tonight, last night was a statement game, they're old, Tony Allens hurts, we have no backup guard, Brandon Roy's back.
Well I'm SICK OF IT.  Ya Garnetts knees are worse then Charles Barkelys I get it.  Luckily for us he got in foul trouble last night.  He played 26 minutes all game.  Expect him to play at least 38 tonight. Granted he will be sweating profusely from the tip this mammoth will be a dominant force tonight.  Also luckily for us Tony allen got injured last night, all this means is either A) Nate Robinson will be playing street ball point guard if he passes physical dropping mad buckets, or B)Rajon Rondo plays 40+ minutes running the point which are both good things.  When did we fall apart last night?  WHEN ALL OUR STARTERS WERE BENCHED!  Due to the lack of point guards tonight, when Rondo does need a rest, Pierce or Allen will be on the floor bringing the ball up the court, or ocasionally Marquis Daniels.  Also Sheed went 1/20 last night.  Dude was PISSED!  So whats he do today, hits the gym finds his shot.  So Portland better watch out.

Also yes Brandon Roy has decided to play, big deal.  I honestly don't give a rip.  Hes currently out of shape don't expect him to get more then 28 minutes.  His shots off and so is his game, with him having the possibility of seriously injuring his hamstring.  

The Celtics are 9-0 in their last 9 games with Portland.  Granted when we did play them earlier this year at the Garden they did take us to overtime.  Gorilla Dick Oden is out too(typical of his career).  Accuse Garnett of being old a little bit more Portland fans.  You traded for Marcus Camby. 

MARK MY WORDS-Marquis Daniels is the only thing that scares me in this game

The Pick: Bet the House on the Celtics at +130
Final Score Prediction 92-80(Defense wins Championships) and ours was nearly unstoppable last night
$769.23 to win $1,000


Zebra Lose on Freeway



What does this zebra think he is, on Madagascar or something?

Four Adults Arrested inside Chuck E. Cheese for causing riot,, fighting, and possesion of marajuana

(Feb. 18) -- Police in Memphis, Tenn., arrested four people after a fight broke out during a kids' birthday party at a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant.

It began with a dispute Saturday between two families at a photo booth, police said. A girl waiting in line complained about how long the family in the booth was taking, police and witnesses said.

"My sister and little brother were taking pictures," Juaneka Key told WREG-TV. "The girl said, 'Dang, how long y'all gonna be?'" Key, 18, had come to the restaurant to celebrate her 2-year-old daughter's birthday.

Key's stepfather, Terrence Dickerson, responded by punching the girl in the face, sparking a melee that sent other parents and their children scrambling to get out of the way of the escalating fight, police said.

"Other people [began] jumping in that didn't have nothing to do with the fight," Key told WREG.

Witnesses said Key kicked the girl who had originally complained after she hid under a table.

Police led four people from the restaurant in handcuffs. Key and Dickerson have been charged with with disorderly conduct and inciting a riot. Steven Henderson, Key's boyfriend, and Juanita Hopkins, Key's mother, have been charged with disorderly conduct and possession of marijuana.

So the two year olds mom, moms step-dad,  moms boyfriend, and moms mom all arrested at Chuck E. Cheese.  The only one in this family who didn't get arrested was the two year old.  I understand your dirt poor, I get it I do.  Because we all know if you had money you wouldn't be taking family photos at Chuck E. Cheese.   Also when do you need to get high inside Chuck E Cheese, geeze mom leave your pot at home.  This has to be the first riot ever started at Chuck E. Cheese, other then by 8 year olds in a ball pit

Tiger Woods Press Conference

In his long-awaited first public statement since a car accident led to revelations of his infidelities, Tiger Woods offered a series of apologies to his friends and family, while defending his wife, Elin, against accusations that she caused the accident by attacking him.

But Woods did not say when he will play golf again, other than to mention at the end of the statement that it could be this year.

"Every one of you has good reason to be critical of me," Woods said to the gathering of his personal friends -- but few reporters -- in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. "I want to say to each of you, simply and directly, I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behavior I engaged in. I know people want to find out how I could be so selfish and so foolish. People want to know how I could have done these things to my wife, Elin, and to my children. And while I have always tried to be a private person, there are some things I want to say.

"Elin and I have started the process of discussing the damage caused by my behavior. As Elin pointed out to me, my real apology to her will not come in the form of words. It will come from my behavior over time. We have a lot to discuss. However, what we say to each other will remain between the two of us."

Woods mentioned his educational foundation and suggested that it is his highest priority other than his family, although he may have come across as too corporate when he directed part of his apology to the "staff, board of directors and sponsors."

Woods gave few details about the Thanksgiving weekend car crash on his property, but he did insist that it was not caused by his wife abusing him.

"Elin never hit me that night or any night," Woods said. "There has never been an incident of domestic violence in our marriage. Ever."

Ultimately, Woods said, he takes full responsibility for what he did.

"I was unfaithful," Woods said. "I had affairs. I cheated. What I did was not acceptable, and I am the only person to blame."

Woods decried the media attention that has been paid to him in the last three months, and he specifically noted a story linking him to a doctor who has been accused of distributing performance-enhancing drugs.

"Some people have made up things that never happened and said I used performance-enhancing drugs. This is completely and utterly false," Woods said.

Woods asked the media to leave his family alone, and claimed that his young daughter had been followed to nursery school, and he said of the media, "They staked out my wife and they pursued my mom."

Woods also mentioned his religious beliefs, saying, "I was raised a Buddhist and I actively practiced my faith in childhood before I drifted away in recent years."

Although he didn't specifically address reports that he has been living in a sexual addiction rehabilitation clinic, Woods said he has "more treatment and more therapy" ahead.

Woods, who hugged his mother at the end of his statement, said he will play golf again, but he's not sure when.

"I do plan to return to golf one day. I just don't know when that day will be. I don't rule out that it will be this year."

For a statement from Woods on the course, the golf world will have to wait.

Although I did not blog about we've all heard by now, tons of golfers are pissed. They wanted to know why he couldn't wait till Monday for the press conference and accused him of taking away from this weekend tournament. Well Accenture was the first endorsement to drop Tiger after the scandal, and surprisingly enough Accenture is the number one endorsement of todays tournamenet. But what do people watch and talk about, haha TIGER. This is him saying a big FU to Accenture. He said when asked that he needed to adress the media today and it could not wait. He waited three months and said absolutely nothing today, except I don't do roids, leave my mom and baby alone, and I'll golf again. Like who cares?! Come out and tell me your entering the masters you divorced Elin and tell the ladies to look for you on adult friend finder, then I'd be impressed.

Dirty Thought of the Day: Lacey Von Erich

This nobodys became a somebody while she was the ring girl on Hogans world tour. As always click more dirt on the article for more pictures.








Hope You All Followed me to the Riches


 

Well Hope you all followed me and we're all rich now.   Not as much as a blowout as I would have liked but a win is a win

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Local flavor of the Day: Meghan

Introducing Meghan from SNHU. On such a big night in Boston Sports(Celtics/Lakers) we bring you one of the prettiest of the pretty.

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For the Love of God Celtics let me Win 1200 bucks Tonight


Thats how its done everyone.  Gotta have balls in betting.  883.17 to win 1192.28.  Celts Straight.  Thats how much I trust my $$Ka-Ching$$ Pick of the Day

Pilot Crashes Plane into Building Due to IRS Dispute

AUSTIN, Texas (Feb. 18) -- A software engineer furious with the Internal Revenue Service plowed his small plane into an office building housing nearly 200 federal tax employees on Thursday, officials said, setting off a raging fire that sent workers fleeing as thick plumes of black smoke poured into the air.

A U.S. law official identified the pilot as Joseph Stack and said investigators were looking at an anti-government message on the Web linked to him. The Web site outlines problems with the IRS and says violence "is the only answer."

Federal law enforcement officials have said they were investigating whether the pilot, who is presumed to have died in the crash, slammed into the Austin building on purpose in an effort to blow up IRS offices. All the officials spoke on condition of anonymity because the investigation was ongoing.

"Violence not only is the answer, it is the only answer," the long note on Stack's Web site reads, citing past problems with the tax-collecting agency.

This man is my HERO. I always got the IRS on my ass for not claiming something or writing off to much. Like I sit here and blog daily I've made about 2 bucks off the ads on this site and here comes the IRS looking to collect. Like if I could fly a plane damn right I'd crash it into their building. I'd also crash a plan into the building of the people who give out parking tickets.

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