So Tiger Woods wouldn't take questions today from the media after his press conference because he knew the one question that should be asked wouldn't.
That question: How the fuck were you able to party all night and bang a ton of sluts and then go out and be the best golfer ever on a consistent basis?
Forget the car accident, the cheating on his wife, and being a terrible father. That doesn't even matter to me.
What matters is: how can a human being accomplish what he accomplished while being a drunk and a sex addict?
I mean, if you think anyone besides Tiger Woods could pull this off, ask how John Daly made out when he tried.
All this did was build Tiger's legend. It solidifies him as not only the best golfer ever, but the best athlete with the most natural ability to ever set foot on the planet.
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