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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Russian farmer plants explosives along with spuds


MOSCOW, Russia -- A farmer in Russia's Far East has been handed a suspended prison sentence for planting explosives in his field to ward off potato thieves.

The RIA Novosti news agency says 73-year-old Alexander Skopintsev made three tripwire-tethered explosives loaded with salt to ward off trespassers after several spud-snatchings in June 2009.

A neighbor suffered a lip injury after triggering one of the devices at the farm in the Primorye region.

The news agency says Skopintsev pleaded guilty to the illegal storage and production of explosives, but complained that the neighbor should not have stepped onto his land.

Crop season is among us. If it isn't people getting broken necks over tomatoes its getting blown up over potatoes. This guy is GENIUS. The tomato farmer has to physically beat people. This guy can sit back on his deck relax and watch people get blown to bits. Nothing physical about it.


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