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Monday, February 15, 2010

Dirty Thought of the Day: Yvonne Strahovski

Yvonne Strahovski stars in the TV show chuck. I have no idea what this show is about, nor do I care but you can bet your ass I'll be watching it tonight





Local Flavor of the Day: Adrienne

This is the first local girl on the blog we have had two different readers request. We wrapped up our time at UNH last week, and will be featuring Local Girls from Southern New Hampshire University this week. Adrienne is an alumni student, and there is not an all around more beautiful girl to start the week off with then her. Keep the requests coming in readers.

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Guy Hugs 7,777 people in 24 hour span to celebrate Valentines Day


LAS VEGAS - A 51-year-old Ohio man has embraced the Valentine's Day spirit faster than anyone before, giving 7,777 hugs in 24 hours for a new world record.

Jeff Ondash, who sought the squeezes under the costumed alter ego Teddy McHuggin, broke the record Saturday night outside the Paris Las Vegas hotel-casino on the Las Vegas Strip.

"When you hug somebody, they all walk away from each other smiling," Ondash said. "They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away; a hug a day — it's just fun."

Well at least this happened in Vegas. We all know if this happened in New England your hugging 2 hot chicks 48 mediocre chicks 3,000 busted chicks and 4,500 dudes. At least by doing it in Vegas your hugging 2,000 hot strippers 4,000 hot protitutes and 1700 trannys. As easily as I could go out tomorrow and smash this mans record from looking at people in picture these are 2 people I would not hug w/ prosthetic arms.

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Another Day Another Person Trying to Burn Down Wal-Mart


POCOMOKE CITY -- A Pocomoke City man is accused of arson after allegedly setting fire to bags of potato chips in Walmart, causing enough mayhem to close the store just as customers freed from snowdrifts were eager to shop.

Vincent V. Harmon, 20, was arrested Friday and charged with first-degree arson, malicious burning, reckless endangerment and malicious destruction of property. If found guilty of arson, Harmon could spend up to 30 years in prison and owe a $50,000 fine.

The Pocomoke City Supercenter is closed until further notice, said Walmart spokeswoman Ashley Hardie. The store is the only full-service supermarket in southern Worcester County.

"We are working with the Pocomoke City Fire Department and the Worcester County Health Department. We will clean the store, make sure it is safe for our customers and associates and reopen when it is safe to do so," Hardie said. "We are still assessing the damage."

Just before 8:30 p.m. Thursday, Harmon allegedly set fire to bags of potato chips and left the store, according to Deputy Fire Marshal Rob Korb. Walmart employees doused the flames with nine fire extinguishers. Four fire departments responded to the scene to put out the blaze.

Well F**K me I didn't even know potato chips were flammable. God knows if I try to burn down Wal-Mart I'm going straight to thew ammunition aisle. This is just another day with another crazy Wal-Mart story. Like this kind of stuff doesn't go down at Home Goods, fact of life everyone hates Wal-Mart

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P.S Is arson a common enough thing where you need a hotline?

Dirty Thoughts of the Day: Valentines Day Chicks

Happy Valentines Day Everyone.

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I'm Bitch-Whipped My apologies


So I know I made a previous statement that said we would be running the blog everyday. Me and my guy-macho fully intended of keeping that promise to you readers until this so called holiday rolled around. Is valentines day even a holiday, like presidents day is tomorrow, there has to be some unwritten rule about back to back holidays right?

Anyways I was getting bitch-whipped around all day from when I woke up until now, and as much as I wanted to pull out my HP and blog the chicks just don't dig that. I mean they read the blog non-stop but when your with one and your blogging you get bitched at for not talking. So I took one for the team, swallowed my pride and got bitch-whipped for the day