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Showing posts with label Wal-Mart pissing on steak. Show all posts
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Monday, February 15, 2010

Another Day Another Person Trying to Burn Down Wal-Mart


POCOMOKE CITY -- A Pocomoke City man is accused of arson after allegedly setting fire to bags of potato chips in Walmart, causing enough mayhem to close the store just as customers freed from snowdrifts were eager to shop.

Vincent V. Harmon, 20, was arrested Friday and charged with first-degree arson, malicious burning, reckless endangerment and malicious destruction of property. If found guilty of arson, Harmon could spend up to 30 years in prison and owe a $50,000 fine.

The Pocomoke City Supercenter is closed until further notice, said Walmart spokeswoman Ashley Hardie. The store is the only full-service supermarket in southern Worcester County.

"We are working with the Pocomoke City Fire Department and the Worcester County Health Department. We will clean the store, make sure it is safe for our customers and associates and reopen when it is safe to do so," Hardie said. "We are still assessing the damage."

Just before 8:30 p.m. Thursday, Harmon allegedly set fire to bags of potato chips and left the store, according to Deputy Fire Marshal Rob Korb. Walmart employees doused the flames with nine fire extinguishers. Four fire departments responded to the scene to put out the blaze.

Well F**K me I didn't even know potato chips were flammable. God knows if I try to burn down Wal-Mart I'm going straight to thew ammunition aisle. This is just another day with another crazy Wal-Mart story. Like this kind of stuff doesn't go down at Home Goods, fact of life everyone hates Wal-Mart

PREVIOUS WAL-MART STORIES
-Man Pisses on $600 worth of steak
-Man Releases Stink Bombs and Fart Spray
-Man Smashes 29 TVS with bat from store

P.S Is arson a common enough thing where you need a hotline?

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Cops: Man smashes 29 TVs with bat at Wal-Mart


LILBURN, Ga. - Police in Georgia say a 23-year-old man grabbed a baseball bat inside of a Wal-Mart and smashed 29 flat-screen televisions. Police in Lilburn near Atlanta have charged Westley Strellis with 29 counts of criminal damage to property in the second degree. Witnesses tell police he grabbed a metal baseball bat from the sporting goods section Wednesday, walked to the electronics department and destroyed the TVs on display.

He was arrested not long after that.

Police say the televisions are valued at over $22,000. Police say they do not know whether Strellis has an attorney.

People often ask me, why so many Wal Mart stories? I don't judge Wal-Mart but if your going to piss on steaks, stink bomb the aisles, or take a baseball bat to TVS you go to Wal-Mart

Friday, February 12, 2010

Man walks into Wal-Mart Throws tons of Stink Bombs and squirts fart spray


SOUTH KITSAP —

The South Kitsap Wal-Mart was evacuated Sunday after a 51-year-old Belfair man allegedly dumped “Stink Bombs” liquid and sprayed “Super Fart Spray” inside the store.

South Kitsap Fire & Rescue crews were sent to the store at about 12:40 p.m. Sunday for a reported hazardous-material incident. A man was reportedly throwing onto the floor a liquid that was creating a severe smell and causing headaches.

Deputies estimated about 75 shoppers and store employees were evacuated.

The man admitted dumping liquid onto the floor that made people nauseated. He said there were more bottles of the liquid in his glove compartment.

Deputies found bottles labeled “Stink Bombs,” which included a warning that the liquid is an irritant containing ammonium sulfide. He also handed the deputy a can called “Super Fart Spray,” which he said he also sprayed.

The man said he did it because he thought it would be funny.

The man’s girlfriend, a 46-year-old Belfair woman, said she was shopping and didn’t know what he was doing.

Fire crews kept the rest of the liquid and the man was banned from the Wal-Mart. A report was forwarded to the prosecutor’s office for review.

BRAVO BRAVO! "The man said he did it because he thought it would be funny" Damn well it would be funny! Just imagine strolling up to a wal-mart while 75 people are exacuating due to the pure stench inside. This guy still in there just whipping stink bombs and fart spray around. As a shopper you got to steal stuff while this is going on right? I mean Wal-Mart's open 24 hours 365 days a year, you will never find a better time to rob an evacuated Wal-Mart. I'd be pulling things off the shelves left and right.

What the hell is a fire crew going to do in response? UHH yupp you guys were right it stinks. I also love how this guys punishment was being banned from Wal-Mart, with nothing else. Wal-Mart is a stink bomb in itself. People are always dragging me there left and right. I'm just gonna go stink bomb one up so I can get banned, so next time someone tries to drag me there I won't be able to go

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Ohio Man Arrested on Charges of Urinating on $600-Worth of Steaks


An Ohio man is in jail after police arrested him on charges of urinating on a meat counter at a Wal-Mart store, Clevelands Fox8.com reported

Robert T. Jenkins, 21, of Canton, Ohio, was arrested at 1:30 a.m. local time on Friday morning, Lt. Linda Brown of the Canton Police Department told Fox8.com. Jenkins was charged with felony vandalism and disorderly conduct.

Jenkins was arrested after police responded to a call from an employee at the Wal-Mart store telling authorities that a man walked up to the meat counter and began urinating on the steaks, police told Fox8.com. The disorderly conduct destroyed more than $600 dollars in meat.

Police have not commented on whether alcohol or drugs played a role in Jenkin's actions, the site reported.

Jenkins is currently being held in the Stark County jail in lieu of $25,000 bond, Fox8.com reported.


Is this guy really getting arrested. I applaud to this American Hero. Do people really buy steak at Wal-Mart? And if you do isn't is piss-poor quality anyways? Now by all means if this guy walks into a butcher shop and pisses on some prime steaks lock his ass up and throw away the key because now that would just be a damn pitty